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Monday, June 11, 2012

Naked man eats the face off of a homeless man


Naked man eats the face off of a homeless man

By Callen Guillory

on May 26, policemen rush to the scene of a man having his face eaten off by a naked man. The Police say the crime was one of the gory things they have ever seen. The crime is being seen as a zombie attack
The attacker ("zombie")


Police investigators are learning more and more trying to figure what caused this. Law enforcement believes it was caused by “Bath Salts”. The victim, Ronald Poppo was gruesomely attacked by Rudy Eugene in a crime that was so extreme America was completely shocked. The attack is still being researched and they come up with a few conclusions. One is that “bath salts”(Bath salts are a form of LSD which is a hallucinatory drug) somehow caused him to think the man needed to have his face eaten. Second is that the person had a sort of disease that caused him to do it and that the disease is easily spread through a bite. This is know well as a “zombie”. Zombies are supposedly “undead” or just extremely diseased causing them to uncontrollably bite humans and spread the disease through the bite. Horror movies portray  zombies as undead people who want to eat human brains. The other variable was that he might have been on some sort of drug like LSD.
The homeless man (victim)

            Police are saying that the there was “blood all over the place” and that he wouldn’t get off the other man. The police then had to shoot the man repeatedly in order to make him stop biting and eventually made him die. The man was left there laying on the sidewalk with “bones sticking out” and sounded like something that was “out of a horror movie”. The victim had about 75% torn off.

           The cause is still unknown, but will soon be discovered as the police continue to investigate. Some Doctors are saying that the man was probably suffering from cocaine psychosis which causes people to bake internally and try to take off their clothes to cool off. Bath salts which are supposed to help clean the body and improve the experience of bathing have been said to have caused the incident, but why would that be? Well Scientists and Doctors both agree that bath salts are very similar to LSD, ecstasy, PCP. There are a lot of reports of bath salts causing hallucinations, suicidal thoughts and death. People have been reported snorting, smoking, and even injecting it. There have been almost 500 calls to poison control centers about consumption of bath salts. There have been reports of a man consuming bath salts and then cutting himself in the face and buttox using his skinning knife. The man could have eaten the man’s face not in a delusional uncontrolled way, but to suicide by eating the man’s face just to get shot.

           Zombies have been a phenomenon around the world serving for entertainment purposes like                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     video games and horror movies. Some movies like Zombieland or even comedies. The whole idea of Zombies was that a single virus was somehow made and then spread to a body so that he/she would be forced mentally to bite other humans and spread the disease. This would then cause a chain reaction where the person who was bitten bites another person and that person bites someone else, ext. This leads to masses of zombies and then to a worldwide apocalypse according to many of the entertainment sources. Zombies main goal is to eat human flesh or brains.

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